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Down Gangplank. Rape Gang Falls Upon<br />

Grandmother of Twenty. African Government<br />

Topples. Stocks Topple.<br />

Prices Soar. Consumers Sore. Former President<br />

Seen Alone on the Beach. These were not the "goingson"<br />

that Barnum wished to know about.<br />

Could Hayes, as he occasionally imagined, publish<br />

the town's true acta diurna , he felt there were<br />

broadsides enough to topple Dingley Falls, too. News<br />

universal in its particularity of pathos and passion:<br />

Dingley Heiress Beds New York Poet on May 31;<br />

Husband the Last to Know. Local Banker Admits,<br />

"These Are Not the Best of Times."<br />

Town Midget Mocked by Local Owner of<br />

Antiques and Appliances Store.<br />

Elderly Tea Shoppe Owner Fears Death. Local<br />

Editor Fears Life. Wife of Local Editor Longs to<br />

Hatchet Family; Claims They Have Stolen Her Life.<br />

Local Banker Adds, "These Are Not the Worst of<br />

Times Either."<br />

"So, how you doing, A.A.?" asked Barnun again.<br />

"All right."

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