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humor," suggested Hayes.<br />

But Barnum swiped this possibility away with his<br />

red fuzzy arm.<br />

"Listen, don't kid yourself, we're dealing with a<br />

maniac and I'm getting tired of waiting round. Now I<br />

think we ought to get a committee together. The<br />

selectmen are dragging their asses as per usual.<br />

Arthur Abernathy couldn't be bothered, and that<br />

old biddy Ramona Dingley ought to be put to sleep.<br />

You know we can't even count on Cecil Hedgerow to<br />

wipe his own butt. Now why don't you get with me on<br />

this, A.A.? Get the paper behind it."<br />

"Limus, it's nothing but a bunch of silly letters."<br />

"You don't know what it could be. Get on that ass<br />

Haig. Can you believe having a wife looks like that and<br />

he spends all day in the woods shooting at birds and all<br />

night over in Madder pestering a couple of old whores<br />

too lazy to get out on the street anyhow! Now if we had<br />

the kind of government we ought to have in this country,<br />

we'd have some police we could count on. How do you<br />

know this guy isn't going to stop writing someday and<br />

start shooting, huh? What about your window there?

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