Michael Malone - Weebly

"Just tell me why shoving about other people's food
is more high and mighty than tidying a decent home, I
wouldn't mind knowing?" asked Orchid.
"Scrubbing the ring on his 'cute little' sink!"
"I like Mr. Smalter. He's a good man for all his
affliction, and very considerate to me. 'Rest your feet,
Mrs. O'Neal. Have you had a bite of lunch yet?' He
always has a decent word."
"A bite of lunch? Watch he doesn't have a bite of
your legs one of these days while you're bending over
his cute little tub! Didn't you just now tell me how he's
got a machine gun under his bed?"
"I don't mind saying it gave me a shock seeing that
ugly thing poked out from under the dust ruffle. But he
is the sole protection of his aunt."
"A machine gun? I guess he thinks the Russians are
sailing up the Rampage after his aunt?"
"Could be it's a war souvenir of his dad's."
Sarah filled her eyes round with incredulity and then
rolled them. "Mind yourself. That's all. Dwarfs can turn
vicious without a minute's warning."
"He's not a dwarf, and if God made him a midget,