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The head of Marcus Antistius Labeo, a Roman jurist<br />

who had declared the decrees of Caesar and Augustus<br />

illegal for the purely logical reason that the authority of<br />

these two gods had been illegal. Naturally, people had<br />

paid no attention to Antistius, but apparently someone<br />

thought he deserved at least a bust for his purity and<br />

simple logic. Now Abernathy, who had once thought he<br />

would be such a jurist, owned the bust, loving it the way<br />

Lance loved his Jaguar. (Both had been expensive.<br />

Beanie gave expensive gifts and dime-store gifts<br />

indiscriminately.)<br />

The light went out in Lance's bachelor quarters. His<br />

son would now fall effortlessly asleep. When the twins<br />

were first born (terrifyingly small, squirming life bound in<br />

blankets of less length and weight than the little plush<br />

bears Tracy Canopy had given them), Abernathy had<br />

kept awake, fearful that if he slept, Arthur and Lance<br />

would simultaneously cease to breathe. Nothing so<br />

small and unevolved could possibly sustain the<br />

complexity of human life. Pressed beside the nursery<br />

door, he had chosen squalls over silence, for silence<br />

meant death, suffocation, or just a mysterious stop to

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