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mashed, and minced the unsuspecting Ida Sniffell, who<br />

stood, convicted of optimism. As he now finished eating<br />

his sandwich and draining the brake fluid from the car<br />

just before his wife drove off in it over a cliff, Sniffell<br />

was interrupted by his boss, who brought layouts of the<br />

next Dingley Day; the lead page was black-bordered<br />

and a three-column box made this announcement:<br />

We of the Dingley Day Wish to Express OUR<br />

DEEPEST SYMPATHY To the Families and Friends<br />

of ALFREDO CESARINI MARCO ARCHIBALD<br />

THEODORE OGLETHORPE JAMES PRICE JOY<br />

HELEN STRUMMER SISTER MARY JOSEPH<br />

ZOLARINSKI Their stories followed under such<br />

headings as TEACHER AT ALEXANDER<br />

HAMILTON ACADEMY SINCE 1929 EXPIRES<br />

IN ARGYLE.<br />

"How many piss-ass synonyms for dies are there?"<br />

asked A.A.<br />

Hayes as he spread out the page for Sniffell's<br />

perusal. "Look here, let's take Evelyn's story off one<br />

and put her on two, POLICE SEEK PATIO<br />

VANDAL, how's that? And what's this ad for Mugger-

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