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she tried, but she just couldn't read my novel. She<br />

wants me to write for 'Marcus Welby.'"<br />

"I told you death was in."<br />

"Marjorem's stuff is passé. Nobody cares about the<br />

stupid screen anymore. Now, my new film, people<br />

watch the light coming out of the lenses, see what I<br />

mean? Light! The meaning's in the shift of light, what it<br />

reflects."<br />

"Smoke?"<br />

"Form! Form! Form!"<br />

"I was apeshit over that animal. I mean mentally he<br />

was a yo-yo. But, sweetie, he could ball! I was coming<br />

three and four times a night. But after his coach<br />

benched him, he just lay around my apartment all day in<br />

his well-hung glory, sucking Tootsie Pops and watching<br />

reruns of 'Gomer Pyle' on my tube. Besides, it was like<br />

feeding a St. Bernard. Finally, I had to throw him out."<br />

"I admit it, I'm a workaholic. I don't have time for<br />

men. Four times a night? I couldn't fit it in. A woman<br />

can't take time off to go whoring around like a man can.<br />

But I'm so damn horny. Maybe I'll become a lesbian."<br />

"Forget it. Take it from me. That takes time too,

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