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eferee. I say let's stop needing every country in the<br />

world to think we're better than they are and stop trying<br />

to make them say so by being just like us, or by God, if<br />

that's the way we feel, let's say so, and let's make them<br />

ours! But let's cut the crap. I say at our age, it's time we<br />

stopped feeling as goddamn guilty as a virgin preacher<br />

that just fucked his first married parishioner. Because<br />

let's face it, we've fucked a hell of a lot including the<br />

British and the Indians and the Spanish and the Mexes<br />

and, God bless us, the Germans and those s.o.b. Japs,<br />

and screwed up bad when we stopped there and didn't<br />

go after the Russians, too. Because this is the world,<br />

and we got to make up our mind. It comes down to one<br />

thing. And that's all. And it's not any ideological crap or<br />

any economic crap either. It's when you get up on your<br />

back legs and you look the other guy straight in the<br />

face, which of you has got the biggest dick! That's right!<br />

That's the whole history of the world right there, and if<br />

you don't believe it, boys, don't start any fights. A lot of<br />

people think I'm a nut, but that's just because I plow the<br />

shit off the runway. I'm an American. I want to win! So<br />

let America ask herself, Are we going to do the

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