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the plywood floors, helter-skelter, yet cozily near one<br />

another, some accidentally embracing. There was no<br />

need to confirm death, for the bloated limbs and bulging<br />

red eyeballs had already done that. The spies (who'd<br />

read a lot of spy stories but had always had cold war<br />

desk jobs themselves and had consequently never had a<br />

chance to see any action) stepped back at the sight and<br />

fled at the smell. Willy-nilly they gagged and, fearful of a<br />

radioactive plague for all they knew, raced, bumping,<br />

back to the airport motel where the Hertz girl expressed<br />

horror at what they had done in two hours' time to a<br />

beautiful Mercury Marquis with less than a thousand<br />

miles on it.<br />

Thom, Dick, and Harry rushed into showers to<br />

scald off the chance of contamination. Their teenaged<br />

desk clerk, just on his way to a lunch break in the<br />

broom closet with the Hertz girl, thought he had walked<br />

into a trap of mad raping homosexual killers when three<br />

naked middle-aged men rushed him and offered him<br />

cash for his clothes. Their own were wrapped in the<br />

plastic shower curtain. The enterprising teenager<br />

charged them (on American Express) $50 each for

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