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white.<br />

"That's not a breakfast," he said, as he fumbled to<br />

remove the twisted wire that sealed the bread.<br />

"Sure it is. Did you know there're tribes in the<br />

Pacific that don't eat anything but yams?"<br />

"That's not a yam. And you're an American. Eat an<br />

egg."<br />

"Did you know Americans are having heart attacks<br />

from eating too many eggs?"<br />

"Did you know that until I drink this cup of coffee,<br />

anything you know is knowing too much?"<br />

"Coffee's a drug."<br />

"You think I'd go to the trouble to make it if it<br />

weren't? Haven't you been wearing those clothes for a<br />

week?"<br />

"Go ahead, why don't you tell me I didn't comb my<br />

hair, and my fingernails are dirty, and my room's dirty,<br />

and you can't manage all alone with no cooperation<br />

from me, and maybe I should have gone to live with my<br />

aunt. Boy, what a grouch!"<br />

"Well, it's all true." Hedgerow sighed and broke<br />

three eggs into a pan. "Maybe I should have gone to

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