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otten luck added proof to his hypothesis that what God<br />

did to Job was par for the course. Not without a sense<br />

of humor himself, Coleman tacked on a bulletin board<br />

examples of what he took to be instances of God's not<br />

dissimilar wit: the family whose house was demolished<br />

by a crashing airplane while they were away in their car<br />

being run over by a truck. The CIA's training dolphins<br />

to be spies and assassinate enemy frogmen.<br />

Sometimes A.A. Hayes came into the back room<br />

and chuckled over these clippings with Sniffell. The<br />

latter didn't know it, but he liked Hayes, too.<br />

Nevertheless, he felt superior to his editor because he<br />

sensed that while A.A. shared his assessment of the<br />

human condition, he was unreconciled to so pure a<br />

philosophy. Indeed, Hayes's obsession with<br />

conspiracies simply indicated a naive refusal to let go of<br />

meaningfulness. In Sniffell's opinion, the southerner<br />

lacked the courage to trek resolutely into the white<br />

wilderness of absurdity or, at least, was unable to set<br />

forth sober. Sniffell himself called on no St.<br />

Bernards to save him with brandy. He had no bad<br />

habits, including that habit of happiness espoused by his

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