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this "sexual abuse" of Art derive from a squeamishness<br />

that might seem compatible with her age and heritage.<br />

Mrs. Canopy went staunchly off to be raped by Art<br />

once a week. She was not afraid of Virginia Woolf, and<br />

while Oh! Calcutta! had cost her an involuntary<br />

struggle, she'd never let out a scream. Neither was<br />

violence any less supportable. Ushers had carried away<br />

far younger than she when Porko Fulawhiski attempted<br />

to disembowel himself with a palette knife in Dead on<br />

Red: Final Appearance of a One-Man Show in<br />

SoHo.<br />

What was it then that so disturbed her now about<br />

these clippings of Old Tim Hines and a relative of the<br />

Queen, the latter of whom she planned to lunch with this<br />

summer at the Waldorf across a crowded room of<br />

some seven hundred other Bicentennialists? "Mr. Hines<br />

may or may not be; but that band just simply isn't<br />

sincere. Or maybe I'm just getting old," she suggested<br />

with a brisk sigh. The cutouts describing the cutups of<br />

Hines and the Stabbo-Massacrism Band introduced<br />

today's topic, "Sexuality and the Arts." Their guest<br />

speaker was Mr. Rich Rage, an obscene poet hailed by

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