Michael Malone - Weebly

Now forget trying to pin this on somebody else. This
single-nut theory is junk and so's a feminist uprising.
One thing you fellows never have understood is, if
something's full of shit somewhere, and somebody's
stuck in it balls deep, and that somebody's the U.S. of
A., then you don't throw some fancy cover on top of
him. You pull him out by the fanny! And that's what I'm
here to help you bastards do." The commander would
not, he said, hold a grudge against his country when the
chips were down, even if that country had pensioned
him off and disregarded every word of advice he'd ever
given it since 1935, when he'd said, no bones about it,
assassinate that goddamn Austrian paperhanger fast.
Okay, so there was a leak as big as a bull's pizzle in
the Seventh Division Immuno-Deficiency Research
Team, DIRT, and might as well shoot from the hip and
call a spade a spade—DIRT was nothing but a
goddamn germ warfare plant.
Well, said Thom, Dick, and Harry, it might be
inappropriate to offer what were necessarily
conjectures about the Svatopluk experiments; however,
it could not be denied that whatever they were, any