Michael Malone - Weebly

us, be Siamese twins, we're so mushed up together! So
I'm seeing Cecil Hedgerow about one of those nice new
Cape Cods over in Astor Heights. The one on Pilgrim
Boulevard. Did I tell you this? With the green dutch
doors? I sure wish you two'd bought down there
instead of building out in the middle of nowhere.
'Course, I mean, you got a gorgeous house. But we
could have been neighbors again, like on Long Branch."
"Well, John wanted—"
"Say no more! What can a wife do but grin and
bear it? Now, you know me, I wouldn't trade Joe and
the boys for all the coffee in the A&P, but not a day
goes by when I don't wish one or the other of them
would get eaten by a bear and save me the trouble of
buying a gun to shoot them. Lord, you've ruined me;
that ten was supposed to lay away Tommy's overcoat.
Once you break a ten these days, it's like a dollar used
to be, you might as well flush the change down the john.
Come over and take pot luck with us tonight, no sense
to cook just for yourself what with Hawk away. Liz
Taylor's going to be on channel six, too; I can't help it,
I'll just watch anything she's in.