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like a homeland, but not really. Hammanskraal, as its Afrikaans name suggests, was the kraal<br />
of Hamman, what used to be a white man’s farm. The proper homelands, Venda and<br />
Gazankulu and Transkei, were places where black people actually lived, and the government<br />
drew a border around them and said, “Stay there.” Hammanskraal and settlements like it<br />
were empty places on the map where deported black people had been relocated. That’s what<br />
the government did. They would find some patch of arid, dusty, useless land, and dig row<br />
after row of holes in the ground—a thousand latrines to serve four thousand families. Then<br />
they’d forcibly remove people from illegally occupying some white area and drop them off in<br />
the middle of nowhere with some pallets of plywood and corrugated iron. “Here. This is your<br />
new home. Build some houses. Good luck.” We’d watch it on the news. It was like some<br />
heartless, survival-based reality TV show, only nobody won any money.<br />
One afternoon in Hammanskraal, Tom told me we were going to see a talent show. At<br />
the time, I had a pair of Timberland boots I’d bought. They were the only decent piece of<br />
clothing I owned. Back then, almost no one in South Africa had Timberlands. They were<br />
impossible to get, but everyone wanted them because American rappers wore them. I’d<br />
scrimped and saved my tuck-shop money and my CD money to buy them. As we were leaving,<br />
Tom told me, “Be sure to wear your Timberlands.”<br />
The talent show was in this little community hall attached to nothing in the middle of<br />
nowhere. When we got there, Tom was going around, shaking hands, chatting with<br />
everybody. There was singing, dancing, some poetry. Then the host got up onstage and said,<br />
“Re na le modiragatsi yo o kgethegileng. Ka kopo amogelang…Spliff Star!” “We’ve got a<br />
special performer, a rapper all the way from America. Please welcome…Spliff Star!”<br />
Spliff Star was Busta Rhymes’s hype man at the time. I sat there, confused. What? Spliff<br />
Star? In Hammanskraal? Then everyone in the room turned and looked at me. Tom walked<br />
over and whispered in my ear.<br />
“Dude, come up onstage.”<br />
“What?”<br />
“Come onstage.”<br />
“Dude, what are you talking about?”<br />
“Dude, please, you’re gonna get me in so much shit. They’ve already paid me the money.”<br />
“Money? What money?”<br />
Of course, what Tom had failed to tell me was that he’d told these people he was bringing<br />
a famous rapper from America to come and rap in their talent show. He had demanded to be<br />
paid up front for doing so, and I, in my Timberlands, was that famous American rapper.<br />
“Screw you,” I said. “I’m not going anywhere.”<br />
“Please, dude, I’m begging you. Please do me this favor. Please. There’s this girl here, and<br />
I wanna get with her, and I told her I know all these rappers…Please. I’m begging you.”<br />
“Dude, I’m not Spliff Star. What am I gonna do?!”<br />
“Just rap Busta Rhymes songs.”<br />
“But I don’t know any of the lyrics.”<br />
“It doesn’t matter. These people don’t speak English.”<br />
“Aw, fuck.”