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She came into the bedroom.<br />
“Trevor! Trevor! Wake up!”<br />
“What?!” I said, playing dumb. “What’s going on?!”<br />
“Come! There’s a demon in the house!”<br />
She took my hand and dragged me out of bed. It was all hands on deck, time for action.<br />
The first thing we had to do was go outside and burn the shit. That’s what you do with<br />
witchcraft; the only way to destroy it is to burn the physical thing. We went out to the yard,<br />
and my mom put the newspaper with my little turd on the driveway, lit a match, and set it on<br />
fire. Then my mom and my gran stood around the burning shit, praying and singing songs of<br />
praise.<br />
The commotion didn’t stop there because when there’s a demon around, the whole<br />
community has to join together to drive it out. If you’re not part of the prayer, the demon<br />
might leave our house and go to your house and curse you. So we needed everyone. The<br />
alarm was raised. The call went out. My tiny old gran was out the gate, going up and down the<br />
block, calling to all the other old grannies for an emergency prayer meeting. “Come! We’ve<br />
been bewitched!”<br />
I stood there, my shit burning in the driveway, my poor aged grandmother tottering up<br />
and down the street in a panic, and I didn’t know what to do. I knew there was no demon, but<br />
there was no way I could come clean. The hiding I would have to endure? Good Lord.<br />
Honesty was never the best policy when it came to a hiding. I kept quiet.<br />
Moments later the grannies came streaming in with their Bibles, through the gate and up<br />
the driveway, a dozen or more at least. Everyone went inside. The house was packed. This was<br />
by far the biggest prayer meeting we’d ever had—the biggest thing that had ever happened in<br />
the history of our home, period. Everyone sat in the circle, praying and praying, and the<br />
prayers were strong. The grannies were chanting and murmuring and swaying back and forth,<br />
speaking in tongues. I was doing my best to keep my head low and stay out of it. Then my<br />
grandmother reached back and grabbed me, pulled me into the middle of the circle, and<br />
looked into my eyes.<br />
“Trevor, pray.”<br />
“Yes!” my mother said. “Help us! Pray, Trevor. Pray to God to kill the demon!”<br />
I was terrified. I believed in the power of prayer. I knew that my prayers worked. So if I<br />
prayed to God to kill the thing that left the shit, and the thing that left the shit was me, then<br />
God was going to kill me. I froze. I didn’t know what to do. But all the grannies were looking<br />
at me, waiting for me to pray, so I prayed, stumbling through as best I could.<br />
“Dear Lord, please protect us, um, you know, from whoever did this but, like,<br />
we don’t know what happened exactly and maybe it was a big<br />
misunderstanding and, you know, maybe we shouldn’t be quick to judge<br />
when we don’t know the whole story and, I mean, of course you know best,<br />
Heavenly Father, but maybe this time it wasn’t actually a demon, because<br />
who can say for certain, so maybe cut whoever it was a break…”<br />
It was not my best performance. Eventually I wrapped it up and sat back down. The