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something. “Yo, yo, yo, man. You want some weed?” “You wanna buy a VCR?” “You wanna<br />
buy a DVD player?” “Yo, I’m selling a TV.” That’s just how it works.<br />
Let’s say we see two guys haggling on the corner, a crackhead trying to sell a DVD player<br />
and some working dude who wants it but doesn’t have the money because he hasn’t got his<br />
wages yet. They’re going back and forth, but the crackhead wants the money now. Crackheads<br />
don’t wait. There’s no layaway plan with a crackhead. So Bongani steps in and takes the<br />
working guy aside.<br />
“Look, I understand you can’t pay for the DVD player now,” Bongani says. “But how<br />
much are you willing to pay for it?”<br />
“I’ll pay one-twenty,” he says.<br />
“Okay, cool.”<br />
Then Bongani takes the crackhead aside.<br />
“How much do you want for the DVD player?”<br />
“I want one-forty.”<br />
“Okay, listen. You’re a crackhead. This is a stolen DVD player. I’m going to give you fifty.”<br />
The crackhead protests a bit, but then he takes the money because he’s a crackhead and<br />
it’s cash and crack is all about the now. Then Bongani goes back to the working guy.<br />
“All right. We’ll do one-twenty. Here’s your DVD player. It’s yours.”<br />
“But I don’t have the one-twenty.”<br />
“It’s cool. You can take it now, only instead of one-twenty you give us one-forty when<br />
you get your wages.”<br />
“Okay.”<br />
So now we’ve invested 50 rand with the crackhead and that gets us 140 from the working<br />
guy. But Bongani would see a way to flip it and grow it again. Let’s say this guy who bought<br />
the DVD player worked at a shoe store.<br />
“How much do you pay for a pair of Nikes with your staff discount?” Bongani would ask.<br />
“I can get a pair of Nikes for one-fifty.”<br />
“Okay, instead of you giving us one-forty, we’ll give you ten and you get us a pair of Nikes<br />
with your discount.”<br />
So now this guy’s walking away with a DVD player and 10 rand in his pocket. He’s feeling<br />
like he got a good deal. He brings us the Nikes and then we go to one of the cheesier cheese<br />
boys up in East Bank and we say, “Yo, dude, we know you want the new Jordans. They’re<br />
three hundred in the shops. We’ll sell them to you for two hundred.” We sell him the shoes,<br />
and now we’ve gone and turned 60 rand into 200.<br />
That’s the hood. Someone’s always buying, someone’s always selling, and the hustle is<br />
about trying to be in the middle of that whole thing. None of it was legal. Nobody knew where<br />
anything came from. The guy who got us Nikes, did he really have a “staff discount”? You<br />
don’t know. You don’t ask. It’s just, “Hey, look what I found” and “Cool, how much do you<br />
want?” That’s the international code.<br />
At first I didn’t know not to ask. I remember one time we bought a car stereo or<br />
something like that.