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It was a Saturday night, end of the week, which meant Abel was drinking with his<br />
workers. I walked out to his garage, and as soon as I saw his eyes I knew: He was wasted.<br />
Fuck. When Abel was drunk he was a completely different person.<br />
“Ah, you look nice!” he said with a big smile, looking me over. “Where are you going?”<br />
“Where am I—Abie, I’m going to the dance.”<br />
“Okay. Have fun.”<br />
“Um…can I get the keys?”<br />
“The keys to what?”<br />
“To the car.”<br />
“What car?”<br />
“The BMW. You promised I could drive the BMW to the dance.”<br />
“First go buy me some beers,” he said.<br />
He gave me his car keys; Tom and I drove to the liquor store. I bought Abel a few cases of<br />
beer, drove back, and unloaded it for him.<br />
“Okay,” I said, “can I take the BMW now?”<br />
“No.”<br />
“What do you mean ‘no’?”<br />
“I mean ‘no.’ I need my car tonight.”<br />
“But you promised. You said I could take it.”<br />
“Yeah, but I need the car.”<br />
I was crushed. I sat there with Tom and begged him for close to half an hour.<br />
“Please.”<br />
“No.”<br />
“Please.”<br />
“Nope.”<br />
Finally we realized it wasn’t going to happen. We took the shitty Mazda and drove to<br />
Babiki’s house. I was an hour late picking her up. She was completely pissed off. Tom had to<br />
go in and convince her to come out, and eventually she did.<br />
She was even more gorgeous than before, in an amazing red dress, but she was clearly<br />
not in a great mood. Inside I was quietly starting to panic, but I smiled and kept trying my<br />
gentlemanly best to be a good date, holding the door for her, telling her how beautiful she<br />
was. Tom and the sister gave us a send-off and we headed out.<br />
Then I got lost. The dance was being held at some venue in a part of town I wasn’t<br />
familiar with, and at some point I got completely turned around and had no idea where I was.<br />
I drove around for an hour in the dark, going left, going right, doubling back. I was on my<br />
cellphone the whole time, desperately calling people, trying to figure out where I was, trying<br />
to get directions. Babiki sat next to me in stony silence the whole time, clearly not feeling me<br />
or this night at all. I was crashing hard. I was late. I didn’t know where I was going. I was the<br />
worst date she’d ever had in her life.<br />
I finally figured out where I was and we made it to the dance, nearly two hours late. I<br />
parked, jumped out, and ran around to get her door. When I opened it, she just sat there.