THUGWISE CAT
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she wears welts<br />
as small ornaments,<br />
bits of baleen cracking<br />
as she breaks her corset,<br />
crazy intoxicated<br />
by benign tumor<br />
of glowing moon.<br />
Respectfully,<br />
The Law Offices of Weasele, Foxe, and Wolfe<br />
BEST<br />
Attention Residents of Blue-Green Streams Neighborhood:<br />
Thank you,<br />
Without revealing names, it should be noted<br />
Last week during a wedding reception in the park,<br />
The chief attendant of the groom and the chief attendant of the bride<br />
behaved unseemly, got besotted, sullied their honor,<br />
and were found in a bestial state of frenzy behind Beta Shelter.<br />
They couldn’t stay modest,<br />
but snuck berry wine<br />
behind park benches,<br />
wearing Bermuda shorts and giggling.<br />
We implore the community to do better.<br />
We cannot take a besom broom to clear away such sins.<br />
We ask you keep your revels between yourselves<br />
and try not to be revealed in public,<br />
or we will have to ban beverages at all events.<br />
Between betrothals and barbeques, beware.<br />
Twice a year we bid goodbye to charms.<br />
The Neighborhood Committee for Highest Quality<br />
LEST<br />
You libertines forget:<br />
Leviathan seeks levitation, laurel crowns are reserved for victors, and an<br />
offense against your sovereign burns like lesions. Learn lavender can perfume a<br />
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