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MooseHuntingSubmitted by Tyla DavisWhen the clock factory caught fire, second hand smoke was everywhere.Two Irishmen flew toCanada on a huntingtrip. They chartereda small plane to takethem into the Rockiesfor a week of moosehunting.The two Irishmen managedto bag six moose.As they were loadingthe plane to return, thepilot informed them thatthe plane could onlyhold four moose.The two lads objectedstrongly. “Last year, weshot six. The pilot letus take them all andhe had the same sortof plane as yours.”Just good cookin’ and plenty of it!Serving Breakfast All Day!Corned Beef Dinneron St. Patrick’s DayCorned beef, potatoes,carrots, turnip, cabbage,and onions. Meal includesa dessert.87 Mill Street, New Auburn • 753-0171RollysNewAuburn.comCLOSED MONDAY,Tues – Sat 6 am – 2 pm,Sunday 7 am – noonVery reluctantly, thepilot gave in and all sixmoose were loaded intothe aircraft. The planetook off. However, whileattempting to climb oversome mountains, evenon full power, the littleplane couldn’t possiblyhandle the load andwent down.I’m so jealous of the Irish. I’m green with envy.Out ‘n About with Murray-Heutz Oil & Propanefor the Fuel the Love eventThe two Irishmen wereso fortunate to havesurvived the crash. Asthey sat in the snow,surrounded by thehunted moose, Micklooked over at Paddyand asked, “Do youhave any idea wherewe are?”Paddy looked aroundfor a minute and thenreplied, “I think we’repretty close to wherewe crashed last year.”Uncle Andy’s Digest ...with10JimboMarch 2021 783-7039Joey Campbell, Steve Temple, Russell Bryant, Ashley May, Troy Lambert,Steve Elsan, Mike Colleran, Mike Christner, Laurie Pelletier, & Dave LevesqueA healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday.— Submitted by Liz Walker
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