Uncle Andy's Digest - March 2021
We are still celebrating our 25th anniversary in print ! The Digest delivers laughs, facts, and fun! See Out 'n Abouts from our Schemengees Bar & Grill and Call of the Wild RV Center! Also, make sure to see the announcement of the winners of our Sweethearts Photo Contest! We also continue with photos from the Digest archives - finding gems from 2006! Have your family roaring with laughter this Valentine's Day with our hilarious jokes and one-liners! Continue to use the Digest as your guide to all things LA and beyond! Support Local Business!
We are still celebrating our 25th anniversary in print ! The Digest delivers laughs, facts, and fun! See Out 'n Abouts from our Schemengees Bar & Grill and Call of the Wild RV Center! Also, make sure to see the announcement of the winners of our Sweethearts Photo Contest! We also continue with photos from the Digest archives - finding gems from 2006!
Have your family roaring with laughter this Valentine's Day with our hilarious jokes and one-liners!
Continue to use the Digest as your guide to all things LA and beyond! Support Local Business!
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Lost Boots
Submitted by Tyla Davis
Why is Miss Universe always from Earth?
At the end of one cold
winter day, when all
the other children were
leaving, the teacher
found one little kid crying,
so she asked him
what was wrong.
He sobbed, “I can’t find
my boots.”
The teacher looked
around the classroom
and saw a pair
of boots. “Are these
yours?”
“No, they’re not mine,”
said the little boy,
shaking his head.
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The teacher and the
boy searched all over
the classroom for his
boots.
Finally, the teacher
gave up, “Are you sure
those boots are not
yours?”
“I’m sure,” the boy
sobbed, “mine had
snow on them.”
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Opportunity
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The coach’s wife yells
to her husband, “It’s
Sports Illustrated on
the phone.”
The coach falls all
over himself racing to
the phone and says,
“Hello?”
Then he hears, “For
just $20 a year...”
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20 March 2021 783-7039
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