Uncle Andy's Digest - March 2021
We are still celebrating our 25th anniversary in print ! The Digest delivers laughs, facts, and fun! See Out 'n Abouts from our Schemengees Bar & Grill and Call of the Wild RV Center! Also, make sure to see the announcement of the winners of our Sweethearts Photo Contest! We also continue with photos from the Digest archives - finding gems from 2006! Have your family roaring with laughter this Valentine's Day with our hilarious jokes and one-liners! Continue to use the Digest as your guide to all things LA and beyond! Support Local Business!
We are still celebrating our 25th anniversary in print ! The Digest delivers laughs, facts, and fun! See Out 'n Abouts from our Schemengees Bar & Grill and Call of the Wild RV Center! Also, make sure to see the announcement of the winners of our Sweethearts Photo Contest! We also continue with photos from the Digest archives - finding gems from 2006!
Have your family roaring with laughter this Valentine's Day with our hilarious jokes and one-liners!
Continue to use the Digest as your guide to all things LA and beyond! Support Local Business!
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On the Lam
Submitted by Tyla Davis
Ronnie’s elementary
school class went on
a field trip to the local
police department.
While on their tour, the
police officer showing
them around pointed
out a wall of photos.
“Kids, this is our 10
most wanted fugitives.
These are the men
and woman who have
done some really bad
things and are now on
the run from the law.”
Ronnie raised his hand
and when he was acknowledged,
he asked,
“So all of these photos
are people you are
looking to arrest, but
you haven’t managed
to catch them yet?”
“You are right, young
man,” the officer said.
“We want very badly to
bring these folks into
custody.”
“Then why didn’t
you just arrest them
when you took their
pictures?”
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