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Tea PartySubmitted by Tyla DavisA skeleton walked into a restaurant and ordered a glass of milk and a mop.Little Emily was givena tea set for her fourthbirthday. She was soexcited to have elaboratetea parties with herdolls and her parents.Shortly thereafter,Emily’s mother hadto leave the housefor a couple of weeksto care for her sickgrandmother. She toldEmily to be good forher father and to keepthe tea parties goinguntil she returned.Emily took her job asa tea party hostessvery seriously in hermother’s absence. Shemade sure to bring herfather several cupsof “tea” each day. Ofcourse, the tea wasjust a saucer of water,but her father made abig deal about drinkingeach and every cup.When Emily’s motherreturned home, sheasked Emily if she wasa good girl.I’m not addicted to brake fluid. I can stop anytime I want to.Moving two milesup the road!10 Memorial Drive,LisbonOut ‘n About in the Digest from the 2006 archivesReminiscing through our 25 years!“Yes Mommy,” repliedEmily. “I made tea forDaddy.”Her Dad made sure tosing her praises abouther tea-making skills.Emily happily skippedaway, proud of herselffor a job well done.After she was out ofearshot, Emily’s mothersighed, “Of course, youdo realize that the onlywater Emily can reachis in the toilet, right?”Sarah Jeanne KyllonenEscadaBelinda & Michael ValleeThe Village InnBob BarcelouMixer’s & Varsity LetteringUncle Andy’s Digest...withJimbo30 March 2021 783-7039Every time I check out at the grocery store, the clerk always asks meif I found everything. Why? What are they hiding?
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