Uncle Andy's Digest - March 2021
We are still celebrating our 25th anniversary in print ! The Digest delivers laughs, facts, and fun! See Out 'n Abouts from our Schemengees Bar & Grill and Call of the Wild RV Center! Also, make sure to see the announcement of the winners of our Sweethearts Photo Contest! We also continue with photos from the Digest archives - finding gems from 2006! Have your family roaring with laughter this Valentine's Day with our hilarious jokes and one-liners! Continue to use the Digest as your guide to all things LA and beyond! Support Local Business!
We are still celebrating our 25th anniversary in print ! The Digest delivers laughs, facts, and fun! See Out 'n Abouts from our Schemengees Bar & Grill and Call of the Wild RV Center! Also, make sure to see the announcement of the winners of our Sweethearts Photo Contest! We also continue with photos from the Digest archives - finding gems from 2006!
Have your family roaring with laughter this Valentine's Day with our hilarious jokes and one-liners!
Continue to use the Digest as your guide to all things LA and beyond! Support Local Business!
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but the paint on the
other three sides had
washed away.
The pastor looked up
in sky in anguish, and
cried out, “What shall
I do?”
A voice came back
from the heavens saying,
“Repaint, and thin
no more!”
Get Well Soon
Submitted by Jimbo
A motorcycle cop was
rushed to the hospital
with an inflamed
appendix.
The doctors operated
and advised him that
all was well. However,
the patrolman kept
feeling something pulling
at the hairs on his
chest. Worried that it
might be a second surgery
the doctors hadn’t
told him about, he
finally got enough energy
to pull his hospital
gown down enough so
he could look at what
was making him so
uncomfortable.
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Taped firmly across his
hairy chest were three
wide strips of adhesive
tape, the ultra sticky
kind. Written in large
black letters was the
sentence, “Get well
soon! Love, from the
nurse you gave a ticket
to last week!”
Uncle Andy’s Digest ...with
16
Jimbo
March 2021 783-7039
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