Uncle Andy's Digest - March 2021
We are still celebrating our 25th anniversary in print ! The Digest delivers laughs, facts, and fun! See Out 'n Abouts from our Schemengees Bar & Grill and Call of the Wild RV Center! Also, make sure to see the announcement of the winners of our Sweethearts Photo Contest! We also continue with photos from the Digest archives - finding gems from 2006! Have your family roaring with laughter this Valentine's Day with our hilarious jokes and one-liners! Continue to use the Digest as your guide to all things LA and beyond! Support Local Business!
We are still celebrating our 25th anniversary in print ! The Digest delivers laughs, facts, and fun! See Out 'n Abouts from our Schemengees Bar & Grill and Call of the Wild RV Center! Also, make sure to see the announcement of the winners of our Sweethearts Photo Contest! We also continue with photos from the Digest archives - finding gems from 2006!
Have your family roaring with laughter this Valentine's Day with our hilarious jokes and one-liners!
Continue to use the Digest as your guide to all things LA and beyond! Support Local Business!
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Knockin’ on
Seven’s Door
Submitted by Steve Simard
A man wakes up and
looks at his clock. It is
7:07 am. He gets out
of bed, goes downstairs
and glances at
his calendar. It says it
is July 7, the seventh
day of the seventh
month.
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As he steps outside,
he notices Bus #7
going by. He walks to a
coffee shop and orders
a coffee and a bite to
eat and the bill comes
to $7.77.
The man thinks, “All
these sevens, I think
the universe is trying to
tell me something.”
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So feeling that maybe
this is his lucky
day, the man cuts out
early from work and
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He reads the racing
schedule and sees
that in the seventh
race horse #7 is called
“Lucky Universe.”
The man can’t believe
it. He runs up to the
teller, “Today is my
lucky day! Take all of
my money and put it
on Lucky Universe!”
The horse came in
seventh.
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