Uncle Andy's Digest - March 2021
We are still celebrating our 25th anniversary in print ! The Digest delivers laughs, facts, and fun! See Out 'n Abouts from our Schemengees Bar & Grill and Call of the Wild RV Center! Also, make sure to see the announcement of the winners of our Sweethearts Photo Contest! We also continue with photos from the Digest archives - finding gems from 2006! Have your family roaring with laughter this Valentine's Day with our hilarious jokes and one-liners! Continue to use the Digest as your guide to all things LA and beyond! Support Local Business!
We are still celebrating our 25th anniversary in print ! The Digest delivers laughs, facts, and fun! See Out 'n Abouts from our Schemengees Bar & Grill and Call of the Wild RV Center! Also, make sure to see the announcement of the winners of our Sweethearts Photo Contest! We also continue with photos from the Digest archives - finding gems from 2006!
Have your family roaring with laughter this Valentine's Day with our hilarious jokes and one-liners!
Continue to use the Digest as your guide to all things LA and beyond! Support Local Business!
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Marriage
Retreat
Submitted by Tyla Davis
While away on vacation,
Jimbo and his wife,
Sue, decided to take a
few days and attend a
marriage retreat.
During one particular
portion of the retreat,
the lecturer was talking
about being in-tune with
your partner’s favorite
things.
“You sir,” the lecturer
called out to Jimbo,
“how well do you know
your wife and what she
is fond of?”
“Well, I think I know her
pretty well. We’ve been
married for 27 years.”
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“Then this next question
should be an easy one
for you,” the lecturer
responded.
“Give it your best shot,”
Jimbo confidently
replied.
“What is your wife’s
favorite flower?” the
lecturer asked.
“Oh that’s easy. It’s
Gold Medal All
Purpose.”
Romance is
Dead
Submitted by Jimbo
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My wife said she wanted to eat at the most expensive place in town,
so I brought her to the airport.
He claimed he loved
her, but would not give
up his life for her.
That is, he declared,
his undying love for
her.
Uncle Andy’s Digest
...with
Jimbo
March 2021 UncleAndys.com 19
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