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<strong>Making</strong> <strong>Your</strong> <strong>First</strong> <strong>Million</strong><br />

"Good Morning."<br />

Chapter 10 - How Do I Sell?<br />

"You're a door to door salesman aren't you? Go on. I can tell."<br />

"Well no, actually, um, look, I'll level with you okay, I'm an out-<strong>of</strong>-work elephant trainer<br />

<strong>and</strong> I have these elephants left over <strong>and</strong> well, would you like to buy one?"<br />

"Get 'em <strong>of</strong>f my doormat. Look, I knew you were a salesman the minute I clapped eyes on<br />

you. I don't wanna buy nuthin. Just shove <strong>of</strong>f."<br />

"They don't eat much, honest. And you can use 'em to take kids for rides. You can make<br />

real money. Whyncha buy one, huh?"<br />

"That's ridiculous. For starters they wouldn't fit in the elevator <strong>and</strong> for another this is<br />

only a two bedroom apartment <strong>and</strong> in any case I hate kids."<br />

"Two gr<strong>and</strong>. That's a bargain."<br />

"Look get outta here will ya?"<br />

"These are my last two. I've sold all the others for five. You'll be missing out on the<br />

bargain <strong>of</strong> a lifetime."<br />

"For the last time, no! Get lost!"<br />

"How about two for three gr<strong>and</strong>?"<br />

"Now we're talkin! Will you take two <strong>and</strong> a half."<br />

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