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Eleanor Herman<br />

eteries digging up rotten bones—<strong>of</strong> pagans—calling <strong>the</strong>m <strong>the</strong> bones <strong>of</strong><br />

early Christian martyrs, and selling <strong>the</strong>m to pilgrims for high prices.<br />

Not only human remains were sold. No one seemed to mind that some<br />

saints’ bones had a disturbingly canine appearance.<br />

One <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> most daring feats <strong>of</strong> relic stealing occurred in a.d. 828<br />

when two Venetians smuggled <strong>the</strong> body <strong>of</strong> Saint Mark <strong>the</strong> Evangelist<br />

out <strong>of</strong> Muslim-controlled Egypt, where he had been buried. It was<br />

thought that Muslims, who had <strong>the</strong>ir own cult <strong>of</strong> saints, would never<br />

allow <strong>the</strong>ir enemies <strong>the</strong> Catholics to cart <strong>of</strong>f such a powerful relic, which<br />

could even be used against <strong>the</strong>m in battle. They would sooner hide it or<br />

destroy it than let it fall into <strong>the</strong> hands <strong>of</strong> Christians.<br />

The two Venetians, having secretly dug up <strong>the</strong> body, took it to <strong>the</strong>ir<br />

ship, and stashed it into a barrel <strong>of</strong> pickled pork, a food abhorred by Islam.<br />

Then, when Muslim customs <strong>of</strong>ficers arrived on board to check<br />

<strong>the</strong> cargo, <strong>the</strong> smugglers smilingly opened <strong>the</strong> barrel. “Unclean!” <strong>the</strong><br />

Muslims cried, running <strong>of</strong>f <strong>the</strong> ship in terror. And that is why Saint<br />

Mark is in Venice to this day, and crowds still throng to see <strong>the</strong> magnificent<br />

church that sprouted around his bones.<br />

One <strong>of</strong> Martin Lu<strong>the</strong>r’s beefs with <strong>the</strong> Catholic Church was <strong>the</strong> veneration<br />

<strong>of</strong> false relics and <strong>the</strong> belief that such veneration would confer<br />

a get-out-<strong>of</strong>-purgatory-free card. Until Lu<strong>the</strong>r’s followers tossed <strong>the</strong>m<br />

into <strong>the</strong> trash, one German church boasted a fea<strong>the</strong>r from <strong>the</strong> wing <strong>of</strong><br />

<strong>the</strong> angel Gabriel, and <strong>the</strong> bishop <strong>of</strong> Mainz had a magically solidified<br />

flame from Moses’ burning bush. Even today, <strong>the</strong> ca<strong>the</strong>dral at Aachen<br />

has Jesus’ diaper and <strong>the</strong> loincloth he wore on <strong>the</strong> cross. Most <strong>of</strong> all,<br />

Lu<strong>the</strong>r was disturbed that eighteen disciples were buried on German<br />

soil, when Christ had had only twelve.<br />

The multiplication <strong>of</strong> relics didn’t disturb Catholics, however. If a<br />

Protestant visitor to Italy politely asked a priest how <strong>the</strong>re could be, for<br />

instance, two heads or three feet <strong>of</strong> a particular saint, he would smile,<br />

shrug, and say, “It’s a miracle!” One Italian church reportedly possessed<br />

<strong>the</strong> head <strong>of</strong> John <strong>the</strong> Baptist as a child.<br />

A sure sign <strong>of</strong> God’s approval was a corpse that remained fresh long<br />

after death. In 1599 <strong>the</strong> body <strong>of</strong> Saint Cecilia, an early Christian martyr,<br />

was found under <strong>the</strong> high altar <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Roman church named after her.<br />

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