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Mistress <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Vatican<br />

ano<strong>the</strong>r. They also pelted passersby with oranges and painted eggs filled<br />

with scented powder, jam, perfume, or water. One popular prank was to<br />

pour honey out <strong>of</strong> an upper window onto <strong>the</strong> heads <strong>of</strong> pedestrians below.<br />

On Ash Wednesday <strong>the</strong> boisterous extravagance <strong>of</strong> Carnival disappeared,<br />

replaced by <strong>the</strong> funereal atmosphere <strong>of</strong> Lent, which commemorated<br />

Jesus’ forty days in <strong>the</strong> desert. During this time, Romans wore<br />

black, ate no meat, attended no festivities, and meditated on <strong>the</strong> sacrifice<br />

<strong>of</strong> Jesus on <strong>the</strong> cross. One Turkish ambassador visiting Rome was<br />

absolutely perplexed by <strong>the</strong> riotous Carnival followed by <strong>the</strong> sudden solemnity<br />

<strong>of</strong> Ash Wednesday. He wrote <strong>the</strong> sultan in Constantinople that<br />

Carnival was a ten-day mania that afflicted <strong>the</strong> Christians annually and<br />

was only cured by <strong>the</strong> application <strong>of</strong> ashes to <strong>the</strong> face.<br />

Communion, which had been taken frequently in <strong>the</strong> early centuries<br />

<strong>of</strong> Christianity, had almost stopped completely by <strong>the</strong> sixteenth century.<br />

Catholic <strong>the</strong>ologians argued loudly that <strong>the</strong> consecrated bread really<br />

was <strong>the</strong> body <strong>of</strong> Christ; this terrified people who thought it a desecration<br />

to have something so holy slide down <strong>the</strong>ir gullets, rumble into<br />

<strong>the</strong>ir stomachs, and come shooting out <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r end.<br />

Given <strong>the</strong> widespread fear <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Eucharist, <strong>the</strong> Council <strong>of</strong> Trent<br />

mandated that Catholics must confess and receive communion at least<br />

once a year. According to custom, most Catholics, having abstained<br />

from sex for three days, did this on <strong>the</strong> Thursday before Easter. The<br />

faithful received only bread as <strong>the</strong>ir communion, as <strong>the</strong> wine was reserved<br />

for priests. Laypeople with <strong>the</strong>ir clumsy hands could drop <strong>the</strong><br />

chalice, <strong>the</strong>reby literally spilling <strong>the</strong> blood <strong>of</strong> Christ all over again.<br />

In 1614 Olimpia would have noticed a novelty in her Easter confession,<br />

a grille between her and <strong>the</strong> priest. Pope Paul V had issued an<br />

edict mandating that all confessionals be outfitted with grilles because<br />

<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> many complaints he had received from women who, when <strong>the</strong>y<br />

confessed <strong>the</strong>ir sexual sins in graphic detail, suddenly found <strong>the</strong>mselves<br />

pawed and groped by hormonally overwrought priests who could no<br />

longer contain <strong>the</strong>mselves.<br />

Olimpia would have seen many festivities taking place right in front<br />

<strong>of</strong> her house. The Piazza Navona was <strong>the</strong> heart <strong>of</strong> Rome’s powerful<br />

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