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Mistress <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Vatican<br />

but <strong>the</strong> church canons, expecting such a move, were waiting behind <strong>the</strong><br />

door and tried to yank <strong>the</strong> box out <strong>of</strong> his hands. The medals, <strong>the</strong>y declared,<br />

belonged to <strong>the</strong>m, and not to Cardinal Maidalchini, who was<br />

not <strong>the</strong> archpriest or even a proper substitute. Cardinal Maidalchini,<br />

terrified <strong>of</strong> Aunt Olimpia’s fury, got into a brawl with <strong>the</strong> canons over<br />

possession <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> box.<br />

The spectators were furious at Cardinal Maidalchini for several reasons.<br />

First <strong>of</strong> all, he was ugly. Second, he had botched <strong>the</strong> sacred ceremony.<br />

Third, he was trying to steal <strong>the</strong> holy medals. The crowd rushed<br />

him, almost crushing him against <strong>the</strong> wall <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> church. The little cardinal<br />

somehow wriggled out <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir clutches and in <strong>the</strong> confusion<br />

raced out <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> church clutching <strong>the</strong> box <strong>of</strong> medals. He jumped into his<br />

coach and galloped to <strong>the</strong> Piazza Navona palace with his mission accomplished.<br />

And so, on <strong>the</strong> evening <strong>of</strong> December 24, 1649, Olimpia was <strong>the</strong><br />

proud possessor <strong>of</strong> three <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> four boxes <strong>of</strong> holy medals. It wasn’t a bad<br />

take, but still, it could have been better.<br />

On January 8, 1650, Innocent, irritated at tourists smoking pipes in<br />

<strong>the</strong> sacred space <strong>of</strong> Saint Peter’s, became perhaps <strong>the</strong> first person ever to<br />

set up a no-smoking sign. All smokers would be excommunicated immediately<br />

and, without <strong>the</strong> sacraments <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> church, would go to hell.<br />

Smoking stopped.<br />

On January 9, Olimpia made a pompous cavalcade to <strong>the</strong> four jubilee<br />

churches. She had in her carriage her daughter Maria, Princess Giustiniani,<br />

and a retinue <strong>of</strong> many noble ladies followed in <strong>the</strong>ir own carriages.<br />

They rode first to Saint John Lateran, where on <strong>the</strong>ir knees, <strong>the</strong>y<br />

climbed <strong>the</strong> holy stair, which was believed to have come from <strong>the</strong> Jerusalem<br />

palace <strong>of</strong> Pontius Pilate, and down which Jesus was said to have<br />

walked carrying <strong>the</strong> cross. Spots <strong>of</strong> miraculously indelible blood could<br />

still be seen on certain stairs. Saying a Hail Mary or an Our Fa<strong>the</strong>r on<br />

each step, <strong>the</strong>y made <strong>the</strong> painful ascent. It must have been agonizing for<br />

Olimpia, whose knees swelled and ached with arthritis.<br />

Olimpia and o<strong>the</strong>r wealthy Catholics made <strong>the</strong> rounds <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> four<br />

churches in comfortable carriages. For most people, however, <strong>the</strong> exhausting<br />

journey in all kinds <strong>of</strong> wea<strong>the</strong>r was done on foot. The entire<br />

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