Uncle Andy's Digest - August 2021

Out ‘n About at
the Gendron
Franco Center
for Maine Event Comedy’s
Crabby Road Tour
Whoa!
Look at all
these people, bub!
I hope I remember
how to be
funny!
In most beauty parlors, the gossip alone would curl your hair.
11th Annual
FIRE & SLICE
Golf Tournament
To benefit Poland Fire Rescue Department
Poland Spring Resort
September 2, 2021
Agenda:
This year’s tournament will
8:00am be assigned - Tee Times tee Begin times
11:00am NOT - a Mel’s shotgun Hilltop start Opens
A portion of this year’s proceeds will be directed
towards the H. Priscilla Waterhouse Scholarship
I solemnly
swear to do my
best to make the
people laugh by being
clear and concise
with my jokes...
SIGN ME UP
2021 Fire & Slice Golf Tournament
Team Captain: __________________________________
... and
not just stand
here drooling like a
St. Bernard.
Johnny Ater
Maine Event Comedy Comic
Team Name: ____________________________________
Address: _______________________________________
E-mail: ________________________________________
Phone: ________________________________________
$75 each or $300 per team of 4
Foursome Names
HDCP
____________________________________ ______
____________________________________ ______
____________________________________ ______
____________________________________ ______
Sponsorship Opportunities Available
FMI: Tom Printup
207-756-4487 • tomp@polandfd.com
Uncle Andy’s Digest ...with
Jimbo
14 August 2021 783-7039
Siri kept calling me Shirley this morning. I was annoyed until
I realized I left my phone in Airplane mode.