Uncle Andy's Digest - August 2021
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After giving it to him,
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“Well,” replied the
youth, “this is my first
trip here, but the other
guys say if I get a
quarter out of you, I’ll
be doing great.”
“Is that so?” snorted
Jimbo. “Well, just to
show them how wrong
they are, here’s five
dollars.”
“Thanks,” replied the
youth, “I’ll put this in
my school fund.”
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“What are you studying
in school?” asked
Jimbo.
The lad smiled and
said, “Applied
psychology.”
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Uncle Andy’s Digest
...with
Jimbo
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