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Uncle Andy's Digest - August 2021

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“Well,” replied the

youth, “this is my first

trip here, but the other

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“Is that so?” snorted

Jimbo. “Well, just to

show them how wrong

they are, here’s five

dollars.”

“Thanks,” replied the

youth, “I’ll put this in

my school fund.”

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“What are you studying

in school?” asked

Jimbo.

The lad smiled and

said, “Applied

psychology.”

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Uncle Andy’s Digest

...with

Jimbo

August 2021 UncleAndys.com 19

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