Uncle Andy's Digest - August 2021

I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
Our Patio is Open!
We pride ourselves on excellent service & quality
food. Visit our outside dining that overlooks the
golf course.
Whether you are craving a hearty meal after a
day of golf, want a refreshing drink/cocktail, or
if you just want to hang around our fire pit...
Mel’s Hilltop is a great place to visit!
Out ‘n About at
Poland Spring
Golf Course
for the Pierre “Pete” J. Simard
Benefit Golf Tournament
When I said,
“Let’s hit Mel’s,” I
didn’t mean with your
golf ball, Corey!
Chuck Bennett &
Corey Ladd
When do you
think it’s too wet to
play golf?
(207) 998-4351
www.polandspringresort.com
Open Tuesday - Sunday, 11:30 AM - 8:00 PM
We are closed on Mondays
Elevator jokes are the best. They work on many levels.
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NEW MEMBERS!
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You’d never see me falling for a poison apple like Snow White did.
The wicked witch would have to use an eclair or something.
Lester
MacLaughlin
Uncle Andy’s Digest
...with
Jimbo
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