Uncle Andy's Digest - August 2021

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The other day an attractive young woman told me my muscles looked ripped.It’s too bad it was my orthopedic doctor.MODERN WOODMENOF AMERICAAUGUSTACTIVITIESWednesday, August 11thDairy Joy3:00-7:00pmAuburn & Lewiston LocationsM & G: $1.00Purchase Tickets on: 8-04-2021(9-11am & 1-3pm)Thursday, August 12thVal’s Drive-In4:00-7:00pm925 Sabattus Street, LewistonM: $5.00 G: $6.00Purchase Tickets on: 8-04-2021(9-11am & 1-3pm)Tuesday, August 17thTaber’s4:00-7:00pm470 Lake Shore Drive, AuburnM: $7.50 G: $9.00Purchase Tickets on: 8-04-2021(9-11am & 1-3pm) or8-11-2021 (9-11am)Tuesday, August 31stFielder’s Choice (AuburnLocation Only)4:00-7:00pm680 Minot Avenue, AuburnM: $2.50 G: $3.00Purchase Tickets on: 8-25-2021(9-11am & 1-3pm)Tickets must be purchased atthe MWA District Office at 184Webster Street Lewiston, ME ondates/times listed for each activity.Please follow all local/stateguidelines . Menus are subject tochange. No substitutions or addons.Most importantly have FUN!Maine State Park 1-DayVehicle PassM Only: $5.00Purchase tickets on anyWednesday in August from 9:00-10:00amYork’s Wild Animal Kingdom(Zoo Only)M: $6.00Purchase tickets on anyWednesday in August from 9:00-10:00amFuntownCombination Ticket: $33.00Funtown Park Only: $29.00Splashtown Only: $29.00Online ticket program only.Please call Jamie at 333-6052or email at jamielevesque52@yahoo.com for ticket instructionsor call your agent for instructions.These tickets/discount code isgood for Members only and theGuests that are attending withyou on the day that you attendthe park. Please do not give thecode out to anyone else or we willlose the ability to participate inthis discount program. FYI-thereis a processing fee associatedwith purchasing the tickets.If Watson isn’t the most famous Doctor, then Who is.Uncle Andy’s DigestAugust 2021 UncleAndys.com...withJimbo3
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