Uncle Andy's Digest - August 2021

Steve: How many truly great men do you think there in the world?
Lori: I don’t know, but I can tell you this, there is one fewer than you think.
GENDRON
Comedy Night
Featuring: Dawn Hartill, Dennis Fogg, Tuck Tucker and Randy Williams
Thursday, August 5th – 7:00 PM
Tickets are $10 each
Show sponsors: Roopers & Central Maine Graphics
THE UGLY DUCKLING: a Modern re-telling
A Young Artists Retreat – by Royal Family Productions
Saturday, August 14th – 6:00 PM
Tickets are $10 each
Show sponsors: Mechanics Savings Bank & Roopers
GENDRON
Dave Rowe
Come see Dave before he heads to sea on his boat.
Friday, August 27th
7:30 PM
Tickets are $20 each
Show sponsors:
Norway Savings Bank & Roopers
Upcoming Events
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I accidentally took my cat’s medication today. Don’t ask meow that happened.
Loan Shark
Submitted by Steve Simard
My cousin just called
and asked if I would
loan her $300 to help
her pay her rent.
Those who know me,
know that I’m always
willing to help out
friends and family.
I told her to give me
some time to think
about it and I would
call her back.
Before I called her
back, my aunt called
and told me that my
cousin was lying and
not to give her the
money.
She goes on to say
that the real reason
my cousin wanted the
$300 was to get her
boyfriend out of jail so
she could be under the
same roof as him for
his birthday.
I thought about it for
a minute and decided
to loan her the money,
because we all need
help at times. So, I
called my cousin and
told her to come and
get the cash.
A couple of hours later,
I get a call from jail, it
was my cousin crying,
screaming and asking
why I gave her counterfeit
money.
My response, “So you
and your boyfriend
could be under the
same roof for his
birthday!”
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