Uncle Andy's Digest - August 2021

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I never thought I’d be the type of person who would get up early in the morning to exercise. I was right.Out ‘n About at Fianna Studios in AuburnCALL US FOR AQUOTE TODAY!ReunionsSummer CampRoad Races &Charity 5k’sContractors &LandscapersSee us for yourFall Sports!QualityProductsReasonablePricing205 Washington St.South, Auburn207-784-4184coastaltshirts.comDoesn’thurt...doesn’t hurt...doesn’t hurt...F***, thishurts!Jimbo and his daughter, Jamie Shaw, recently went to getfather/daughter “CANCER SUCKS” tattoos.The tattoo designs were drawn and completedby artist James McGrory.Jimbo is a two-time cancer survivor, and stil recoveringfrom his second stint.If an ice cream truck breaks down do they have to put out cones?Continued from previous page“No, Even moreimportant!” “Well,who the heck is it?”screamed the chief.“I don’t know, sir,” repliedthe trooper, “buthe’s got the Pope ashis chauffeur.”Fishermen’s Net GrayBringing the Ocean to your TableTake out, Dine in, Live Lobster,& Homemade Goods207-657-347459c Portland Road, GrayHours:Mon. 11a-5pTues.-Thurs. 10a-6pFri.-Sat. 10a-7pSun. 10a-5pUncle Andy’s Digest ...withJimbo42 August 2021 783-7039Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance...The five stages of waking up.
My wife said if I bought her another stupid gift, she’d burn it. So I got her a candle.16th AnnualSince 1940• Restaurant• Miniature Golf• Driving Range• Ice Cream StandGlow in the DarkMini GolfOut ‘n About atPoland SpringGolf Coursefor the Pierre “Pete” J. SimardBenefit Golf TournamentAye, laddies...we’ve got to takethis tournament seriously!I’ve got mygame hat on!August 7th @ 7pmrollback prices!August 14th & 28th9pm - 11:30pmGreatFamilyFun!Mark SchellingDad, nobodytakes you seriouslyanyway. These hatsaren’t going to helpyour cause!Join Us!The Maine Mini Golf Open*August 8 th @9:30am*The Maine Mini Golf Open is a 36 Hole Tournament$20 entry fee • $ 500 1 st place • Cash prizes for top 5Class nights everyMonday and Wednesday in AugustCheck out our website for details!Golf Open 10am - 9pm • Restaurant 11am - 9pm470 Lake Shore Drive, Auburn • www.tabersgolf.comMy college professor told me that I’m failing my ethics class.So I slid 20 dollars across the table and said, “What about now?”Derek SchellingScott Sparks &John WardenUncle Andy’s Digest...withJimboAugust 2021 UncleAndys.com 43
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