Uncle Andy's Digest - August 2021

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Pope Mobile
Submitted by Steve Simard
The Pope just finished
a tour of the East
Coast and was taking
a limousine to the airport.
Since he’d never
driven a limo, he asked
the chauffeur if he
could drive for a while.
The reluctant chauffeur
pulled over along
the roadside, climbed
into the back of the
limo, and the Pope
took the wheel. The
Pope then merged
onto the highway and
accelerated to over 90
mph to see what the
limo could do.
Suddenly, the Pope
noticed the blue light
of the State Patrol in
his side mirror, so he
pulled over. The trooper
approached the
limo, peered in through
the windows, then
said, “Just a moment
please, I need to call
in.”
The trooper called in
and explained to the
chief that he had a
very, very important
person pulled over for
speeding. “How do I
handle this, chief?”
asked the trooper.
“Is it the Governor?”
questioned the chief.
“No! This guy is even
more important!”
“Is it the President?”
asked the chief.
Continued on next page
Uncle Andy’s Digest
...with
Jimbo
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