Uncle Andy's Digest - August 2021

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Sabrina got pulled
over by the police one
evening, coming home
from work.
“Is there a problem officer?”
Sabrina asked.
“Yes Ma’am, you were
speeding. Can I see
your license, please?”
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“I don’t have one,” Sabrina
answered. “I lost
it for driving to endanger
four times.”
“Well, I’ll need to see
your registration then,”
the officer requested.
“I don’t have that
either,” said Sabrina.
“This car isn’t mine, it’s
stolen. And I certainly
don’t want you looking
in the trunk either.”
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The officer was concerned
with all of these
revelations and called
his lieutenant for back
up. The lieutenant took
some time to investigate
the car and the
woman’s claims.
“Ma’am, I am confused.
I ran your name
in our system, and it
shows you have a valid
driver’s license. This
car is also registered
to you. And I found
nothing in the trunk.
But one of my officers
has called me in to
investigate all of these
allegations.”
“I’ll bet that liar told you
I was speeding, too.”
Uncle Andy’s Digest
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