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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY Ambrose Bierce - Sunny Hills High School

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For peace is a blessing," the White Man said.<br />

The Savage concurred, and that weapon interred,<br />

With imposing rites, in the White Man's head.<br />

John Lukkus<br />

<strong>Ambrose</strong> <strong>Bierce</strong> The Devil’s Dictionary<br />

HATRED, n. A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's<br />

superiority.<br />

HEAD‐MONEY, n. A capitation tax, or poll‐tax.<br />

In ancient times there lived a king<br />

Whose tax‐collectors could not wring<br />

From all his subjects gold enough<br />

To make the royal way less rough.<br />

For pleasure's highway, like the dames<br />

Whose premises adjoin it, claims<br />

Perpetual repairing. So<br />

The tax‐collectors in a row<br />

Appeared before the throne to pray<br />

Their master to devise some way<br />

To swell the revenue. "So great,"<br />

Said they, "are the demands of state<br />

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