THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY Ambrose Bierce - Sunny Hills High School

Post‐mortem inscription,
But M is for Moses
Who slew the Egyptian.
_The Biographical Alphabet_
Ambrose Bierce The Devil’s Dictionary
MEERSCHAUM, n. (Literally, seafoam, and by many erroneously supposed
to be made of it.) A fine white clay, which for convenience in
coloring it brown is made into tobacco pipes and smoked by the workmen
engaged in that industry. The purpose of coloring it has not been
disclosed by the manufacturers.
There was a youth (you've heard before,
This woeful tale, may be),
Who bought a meerschaum pipe and swore
That color it would he!
He shut himself from the world away,
Nor any soul he saw.
He smoke by night, he smoked by day,
As hard as he could draw.
His dog died moaning in the wrath
Of winds that blew aloof;
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