THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY Ambrose Bierce - Sunny Hills High School

With skill will set the human fist a‐moving,
And where it stops the stars burn free and wild.
_Crede expertum_‐‐I have seen them, child.
Gorton Swope
Ambrose Bierce The Devil’s Dictionary
HEATHEN, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship
something that he can see and feel. According to Professor Howison,
of the California State University, Hebrews are heathens.
"The Hebrews are heathens!" says Howison. He's
A Christian philosopher. I'm
A scurril agnostical chap, if you please,
Addicted too much to the crime
Of religious discussion in my rhyme.
Though Hebrew and Howison cannot agree
On a _modus vivendi_‐‐not they!‐‐
Yet Heaven has had the designing of me,
And I haven't been reared in a way
To joy in the thick of the fray.
For this of my creed is the soul and the gist,
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