THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY Ambrose Bierce - Sunny Hills High School

Strike while your employer has a big contract.
Where there's a will there's a won't.
Ambrose Bierce The Devil’s Dictionary
SCARABAEUS, n. The sacred beetle of the ancient Egyptians, allied to
our familiar "tumble‐bug." It was supposed to symbolize immortality,
the fact that God knew why giving it its peculiar sanctity. Its habit
of incubating its eggs in a ball of ordure may also have commended it
to the favor of the priesthood, and may some day assure it an equal
reverence among ourselves. True, the American beetle is an inferior
beetle, but the American priest is an inferior priest.
SCARABEE, n. The same as scarabaeus.
He fell by his own hand
Beneath the great oak tree.
He'd traveled in a foreign land.
He tried to make her understand
The dance that's called the Saraband,
But he called it Scarabee.
He had called it so through an afternoon,
And she, the light of his harem if so might be,
Had smiled and said naught. O the body was fair to see,
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