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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY Ambrose Bierce - Sunny Hills High School

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Seems eviler than it would seem<br />

To a better observation,<br />

And has for compensation<br />

Some blessings in a deep disguise<br />

Which mortal sight has failed<br />

To pierce, although to angels' eyes<br />

They're visible unveiled.<br />

If Age is such a boon, good land!<br />

He's costumed by a master hand!<br />

Venable Strigg<br />

<strong>Ambrose</strong> <strong>Bierce</strong> The Devil’s Dictionary<br />

MAD, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence;<br />

not conforming to standards of thought, speech and action derived by<br />

the conformants from study of themselves; at odds with the majority;<br />

in short, unusual. It is noteworthy that persons are pronounced mad<br />

by officials destitute of evidence that themselves are sane. For<br />

illustration, this present (and illustrious) lexicographer is no<br />

firmer in the faith of his own sanity than is any inmate of any<br />

madhouse in the land; yet for aught he knows to the contrary, instead<br />

of the lofty occupation that seems to him to be engaging his powers he<br />

may really be beating his hands against the window bars of an asylum<br />

and declaring himself Noah Webster, to the innocent delight of many<br />

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