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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY Ambrose Bierce - Sunny Hills High School

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affairs as a method of better his temporal ones.<br />

<strong>Ambrose</strong> <strong>Bierce</strong> The Devil’s Dictionary<br />

CLIO, n. One of the nine Muses. Clio's function was to preside over<br />

history‐‐which she did with great dignity, many of the prominent<br />

citizens of Athens occupying seats on the platform, the meetings being<br />

addressed by Messrs. Xenophon, Herodotus and other popular speakers.<br />

CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern<br />

for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him.<br />

A busy man complained one day:<br />

"I get no time!" "What's that you say?"<br />

Cried out his friend, a lazy quiz;<br />

"You have, sir, all the time there is.<br />

There's plenty, too, and don't you doubt it‐‐<br />

We're never for an hour without it."<br />

Purzil Crofe<br />

CLOSE‐FISTED, adj. Unduly desirous of keeping that which many<br />

meritorious persons wish to obtain.<br />

"Close‐fisted Scotchman!" Johnson cried<br />

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