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THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY Ambrose Bierce - Sunny Hills High School

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Kill not, abet not those who kill;<br />

Thou shalt not pay thy butcher's bill.<br />

Kiss not thy neighbor's wife, unless<br />

Thine own thy neighbor doth caress<br />

Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete<br />

Successfully in business. Cheat.<br />

Bear not false witness‐‐that is low‐‐<br />

But "hear 'tis rumored so and so."<br />

Cover thou naught that thou hast not<br />

By hook or crook, or somehow, got.<br />

G.J.<br />

<strong>Ambrose</strong> <strong>Bierce</strong> The Devil’s Dictionary<br />

DECIDE, v.i. To succumb to the preponderance of one set of influences<br />

over another set.<br />

A leaf was riven from a tree,<br />

"I mean to fall to earth," said he.<br />

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