Uncle Andy's Digest December 2021
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“Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrate it by giving the light of love
to those who need it most.” – Ruth Carter Stapleton
Second
Time?
Submitted by Jimbo
A mother took her
daughter to the doctor
and asked him to give
her an examination to
determine the cause
of the daughter’s very
swollen abdomen.
It only took the doctor
about 2 seconds to
say, “Gimme a break,
lady! Your daughter is
pregnant!”
The mother turn red
with fury, and she
argued with the doctor
that *her* daughter
was a good girl, and
would *never* compromise
her reputation by
having sex with a boy.
The doctor faced the
window and silently
watched the horizon.
The mother became
enraged and
screamed, “Quit
looking out the window!
Aren’t you paying
attention to me?”
“Yes, of course I am
paying attention,
ma’am. It’s just that
the last time this
happened, a star
appeared in the east,
and three wise men
came. I was hoping
they’d show up again,
and help me figure out
who got your daughter
pregnant!”
Uncle Andy’s Digest
Dec. 2021 UncleAndys.com
...with
Jimbo
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