Uncle Andy's Digest December 2021

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Out ‘n About atAmerican Legion Post153 in New Auburnfor their Halloween partyI met some chess players in a hotel lobby. They kept bragging about how good theywere. It was chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.Just remember,we’re in a judgefree zone here!Friday, December 17 & Saturday, December 18, 2021 • 7PMCome and witness a grand spectacle of lights, sound, music, and danceat The Franco Center’s first “Winter Extravaganza” fundraiser!All proceeds to this magical show benefit The Gendron Franco Center,and their mission to not only preserve the beautiful St. Mary’s Church, but to helpbring the best in arts and entertainment to the Lewiston/Auburn area.Boom BoomSee topof next page to seewho my ball andchain is...This event has something for everyone, and is one you will not want to miss!Advance Tickets: $25 adults • $15 kids 12 & under – At the door: $30 adults • $20 kids 12 & underSHOW SPONSORS: Androscoggin Bank • Champoux Insurance • Lawnguard LawnCare, Inc.La Rencontre lunch and entertainment Thursday, December 9th, 2021Doors opens at 9:30 AM for social time. Lunch 11:30 AMMeal of Tourtiere, butternut squash soup, cake.$15 ~ includes meal and entertainment.Tickets need to be purchased by noontime on December 6thUNDERWRITERSponsored by:DélégationBostonMEDIA SPONSORSTim RickerUncle Andy’s Digest ...withJimbo20 Dec. 2021 783-7039GENDRONOrder tickets:FrancoCenter.org orcall: (207) 689-200046 Cedar Street, Lewiston, ME 04240FrancoCenter.org • facebook.com/FrancoCenterLast year my girlfriend wrapped herself as my gift. This year I’m re-gifting her.
How do you make Holy Water? You boil the Hell out of it.Out ‘n About atAmerican Legion Post153 in New Auburnfor their Halloween partyI have Timunder my spell. He’llnever escape!Carol RickerYes,it’s Thum...like thumb minusthe ‘b’ or like thumpminus the ‘p’. But Idon’t mind thumpingthis guy takingpictures!The Chapman House has private rooms available for residents,aged 65 and older, that need assistance with bathing,medications, and meals.We provide a warm andcomfortable home for our residents41 Pleasant Street, Auburn • 207-783-0961Bonnie IwansI did not accept a friend request from Hormel! I figured it would be mostly SPAM.Dan ThumIt’s the holiday season.Let the overeatingbegin!Uncle Andy’s DigestDec. 2021 UncleAndys.com...withJimbo21
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