Uncle Andy's Digest December 2021

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.
THE AMERICAN LEGION
FAMILY
AMERICAN LEGION ACT
Veterans who were honorably discharged
but whose service did not
fall into previous defined war era’s
may now join the American Legion
immediately. The eligibility now
spans from Dec. 7, 1941, until a time
when the U.S. is no longer at war, as
determined by Congress.
For Veteran or Community services, call
207-782-1118 or 207-873-3229
Hall Rentals Available
Call for more
information
207-782-1118
Happy New Year!
Saturday, Jan. 1st, Canteen opens at 3:00pm
71 South Main St, Auburn • 207-782-1118
Members & Guests Welcome!
HOURS: Mon through Wed: 12p-6p
Thurs: 12p-9p • Fri & Sat: 12p-11p • Sunday: 11a-6p
MUSIC, KARAOKE & DANCE w/ JEAN LOUIS
FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS 7-11pm in December
Jerry Joe - December 3rd - 17th - 31st • 4:30 - 6:30pm
MONTHLY MEETING
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 15 TH
EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE 6:30PM
GENERAL MEETING, 7PM
Legion members attending have a chance to win $100, $50, or $25.
DINNER $ 10
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 11 TH (4:00-6:00pm):
Chinese Chop Suey w/hamburg, Fried Rice & Dinner Roll
RED SHIRT FRIDAYS
WEAR YOUR R.E.D. SHIRT & GET A SURPRISE!
SEE YOU AT THE POST!
Son’s of the American Legion MEETING:
Monday, December 13th @ 5:30pm
Bloody Mary Sundays
by Kevin 11am-6pm!
Merry Christmas!
Canteen opens at 3:00pm on Christmas Day
New Years Eve
Friday, Dec. 31st, 7pm - 12:30am
New Years Eve Dance
with music played by DJ Jean Louis
Pot Luck Dinner – bring your favorite dish!
Friendly checkout clerk... thanks for keeping me that way!
If You Love
Something
Variations
Submitted by Jimbo
THE ORIGINAL
VERSION:
If you love something,
Set it free...
If it comes back, it’s
yours;
If it doesn’t, it never was
yours.
THE PESSIMIST
VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back,
she’s yours;
If she doesn’t, well, as
expected, she never was.
THE OPTIMIST
VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
Don’t worry, she will
come back.
THE SUSPICIOUS VER-
SION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, ask
her why.
THE IMPATIENT
VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she doesn’t comes
back within some time
limit, forget her.
THE PATIENT
VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she doesn’t come back,
continue to wait
until she comes back.
THE PLAYFUL
VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if
you love her still,
set her free again.
Repeat.
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Uncle Andy’s Digest
Dec. 2021 UncleAndys.com
...with
Jimbo
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