Uncle Andy's Digest December 2021

Hey Siri
Submitted by Steve Simard
I asked Siri: “Why are
firetrucks red?”
Here’s her interpretation:
Because they
have eight wheels
and four people on
them, and four plus
eight equals 12, and
there are 12 inches
in a foot and one foot
is a ruler, and Queen
Elizabeth was a ruler,
and Queen Elizabeth
was also a ship, and
the ship sailed the
seas, and in the seas
are fish, and fish have
fins, and Finns fought
the Russians, and the
Russians are red, and
fire trucks are always
‘russian’ around.
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
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Spin the
Bottle
Submitted by Steve Simard
We used to play spin
the bottle when I was
a kid, a girl would
spin the bottle and if
the bottle pointed to
you when it stopped,
the girl could either
kiss you or give you a
nickel.
By the time I was 14, I
owned my own house.
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I asked my kid what he wanted for Christmas, he told me a BB gun.
He gave me a sweater with a bull’s-eye on the back.