Uncle Andy's Digest December 2021

CAREER OPPORTUNITIES
Santa
always gets his
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Brain
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Submitted by Steve Simard
A man is laying in the
hospital, waiting to be
the first person in history
to receive a brain
transplant.
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A doctor comes in and
says “Congratulations!
Unfortunately since
this is a new procedure
your insurance isn’t
going to cover it all. So
we’re going to give you
3 choices for brains
and you can decide
which you can afford.”
The man says to the
doctor “Okay, what are
they?”
The doctor says “Well,
first there’s engineer
brain, that’s $100 an
ounce. Then there’s
astrophysicist brain,
that’ll cost you $200 an
ounce. Finally, there’s
politician brain. That’s
the most expensive at
$1,000 an ounce.”
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The man looks at
the doctor surprised,
“That’s absurd! Why is
the politician brain so
expensive?”
The doctor turns to
him and says “Sir, do
you have any idea
how many politicians it
takes to get an ounce
of brain?”
My wife set a limit on how much we can spend on each other for Christmas.
It’s $100 on me and $500 on her.
Uncle Andy’s Digest
Dec. 2021 UncleAndys.com
...with
Jimbo
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