Uncle Andy's Digest December 2021

Giving
Thanks
Submitted by Jimbo
Lee, a seven-year-old
boy, was asked to say
thanks for the Christmas
dinner. The family
members bowed their
heads in expectation.
Lee began his prayer,
thanking God for
his Mommy, Daddy,
brothers, sister,
grandmother, and all
his aunts and uncles.
Then he began to
thank God for the food.
He gave thanks for the
turkey, the stuffing, the
Christmas pudding,
even the cranberry
sauce.
Then Lee paused, and
everyone waited and
waited and waited.
They waited for what
seemed like an
eternity.
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After a long silence,
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